PARANOIA, DANGER, AND CHILDREN'S SAFETY

Just a bunch of silly images to share. Mostly dealing with safety issues and worry.



This is the first fire prevention poster I've seen where it actually depicts a child aflame.



These kids are headed for a hospital stay.



I can hear her now, "Hey mister, look at the pretty waterfall, hee hee!!"







This is horrible. The little girl got attacked by bees for being naughty. I bet Jesus spanks like my mom did.



This is why I don't let my kids play by the river.



The reason they are so angry is because they were molested as cubs.



"Don't worry little girl, Jesus won't spank you hard. He pulls his punches, I swear."





Whatever happened to baking soda and vinegar?



"I warned you boys to be careful with that atomic energy playset. Don't worry, we will get a new cat"







It's all fun and games till someone gets their eye gouged out.